So, back to the business of reviewing books. The latest contender to put themselves in front of the experts is...
...The Euro 2012 Sticker book!
I am not reviewing a sticker book. Especially one about football. This is ridiculous. I quit.Party Rocker:
Mad Scientist quits! Party, party par-tee!Mad Scientist:
I've changed my mind. I'm not quitting.Party Rocker:
Too late! You're out.Mad Scientist:
No, I'm in. You can't stop me.Party Rocker: (trying to stop Mad Scientist by sitting on him)
Out! Out! Out!Mad Scientist: (trying to stop Party Rocker, also by sitting on him)
In! In! In!Striker: (trying to get a word in edge ways):
This is the best book ever! I give it a million stars.Mad Scientist:
Actually, it's not a book. It's a sticker album. And you can only give it a maximum of five stars.Striker:
I don't care I love it. I take it to bed with me. I take it to school with me. I take it to the toilet with me. I update it obsessively. I cross reference it. I fill in all the details. I compare all the different stats for the players. It's really good for my numeracy even though I don't know it. And I don't want to lose it, ever. Or let anyone else even touch it.Mad Scientist:
There's no chance.Party Rocker:
Can I just point out that it is actually mine?Striker:
And I like it too!Striker:
Still no.Flower Power:
Can I play?Party Rocker:
We're not playing, we're doing a book review of the Euro 2012 sticker book/album.Flower Power:
Have you got anything to add to our review?Flower Power:
A review of the review: The Euro 2012 Football Sticker Album scores a startling 1,000,000 stars! That must put it top of the table so far!