Euro 2012 Sticker Book

I keep telling the panel of experts that this is supposed to be a blog that reviews books, but other things keep turning up. Not mentioning any names (Party Rocker), but friv.com? I mean, really.
So, back to the business of reviewing books. The latest contender to put themselves in front of the experts is...
...The Euro 2012 Sticker book!

Mad Scientist:

I am not reviewing a sticker book. Especially one about football. This is ridiculous. I quit.

Party Rocker:

Mad Scientist quits! Party, party par-tee!

Mad Scientist:

I've changed my mind. I'm not quitting.

Party Rocker:

Too late! You're out.

Mad Scientist:

No, I'm in. You can't stop me.

Party Rocker: (trying to stop Mad Scientist by sitting on him)

Out! Out! Out!

Mad Scientist: (trying to stop Party Rocker, also by sitting on him)

In! In! In!

Striker: (trying to get a word in edge ways):

This is the best book ever! I give it a million stars.

Mad Scientist:

Actually, it's not a book. It's a sticker album. And you can only give it a maximum of five stars.

Striker:

I don't care I love it. I take it to bed with me. I take it to school with me. I take it to the toilet with me. I update it obsessively. I cross reference it. I fill in all the details. I compare all the different stats for the players. It's really good for my numeracy even though I don't know it. And I don't want to lose it, ever. Or let anyone else even touch it.

Mad Scientist:

There's no chance.

Party Rocker:

Can I just point out that it is actually mine?

Striker:

No

Party Rocker:

And I like it too!

Striker:

Still no.

Flower Power:

Can I play?

Party Rocker:

We're not playing, we're doing a book review of the Euro 2012 sticker book/album.

Flower Power:

Oh!

Party Rocker:

Have you got anything to add to our review?

Flower Power:

No.

A review of the review: The Euro 2012 Football Sticker Album  scores a startling 1,000,000 stars! That must put it top of the table so far!